Welcome to Lilies and Turds. I resisted for a long time the urge to create a blog, but have finally caved. This is probably due to vanity. That said, I still think I might be able to contribute something worthwhile and entertaining. I hope you enjoy it.
As for the title of this site, I stole it from George Carlin, who wrote: "The only difference between lilies and turds is whatever difference humans have agreed upon; and I don't always agree."